• What will unlucky lovers say, now that there aren't plenty of fish left in the sea?
  • Do sheep publish silly videos on EweTube?
  • Why is Egg Like nothing like eggs?
  • Has anyone ever tried to make ear wax candles?
  • Why don't we connect gym equipment to generators, so that we can make electricity whilst we get fit?
  • Why, in this age of rampant obesity, don't we pull out all the shopping mall travelators and escalators, and replace them with good old-fashioned stairs (with a few lifts for the less mobile)?
  • Can you get skin cancer from too much Moon Tan?
  • When the astronauts landed on the Moon, did they bring bits of bread and fondue forks?
  • Why do golfers dress like bad seventies' pimps?
  • Do elephants get nose bleeds?
  • What is it that hyenas and kookaburras find so funny?
  • Do sloths exercise vigorously when the Discovery Channel cameras are turned off?
  • Wouldn't it be great if onions made you laugh instead of cry?
  • How is it possible for Keith Richards to still be alive? Is Death scared of him?
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